Tiny Little Thing

Is this thing on?  Can they hear me?  What?  Oh, I have to type what I want to say… Oh… well, okay. 

HI my name is Dixie and I’ve arrived at this new place for something called re-tired-ment.  The floors are shiny here, but I don’t mind them.  My inmate trainer says that I’m a tiny little thing.  I’m not too crazy about the food here.  I mean, I thought re-tired-ment would mean that I’d get steak and potatoes.  

So there seems to be some sort of system here where my inmate trainer says these words, then gives me treats if I do something.  I think training him is going to be fun!