A Whole New World

Well gang, I don't know what I have gotten myself into! Radar here sending out an S.O.S. to anyone listening! I always pictured retirement in a much different setting than this. There are no beaches, no golf courses, or five course meals of peanut butter. No bacon strips, or low-fat yogurt. What gives?!

Well, it turns out that I was in for a lot of pampering! The trainers were very impressed with my hygiene, but I had to take a bath with a bunch of OTHER NAKED dogs! Ahhhh! Wait a second.... I'm always naked... 

In just 10 short weeks, I will be prepared for my real retirement - my forever home! Until next time, Radar signing off!