Dashing Dallas!

Hey, its Dallas! Nice to meet everyone! Well, I will tell you a little about me but first I just want to say that I did not know retirement would be like this! I thought I was going to get to lie around and run and play with friends, and go hang out on the riverbed or the beach, but that did not happen at all! At least not immediately¦ What happened instead was, I arrived at this place, and then they started to give me a bath. I was okay with that, because I needed one and now I smell sooooo good! They made my white coat look brand spankin’ new too. Then they took me into a different room and trimmed my nails, and cleaned my ears. That was very nice of them. Everyone here is great. Apparently I will be learning new stuff, and I was like, wait a minute, can I enjoy being clean before I get put back to work?

So that’s how my introduction to retirement began! Now, a little bit about me. I like to run and lie on this thing they call a bed, and most of all, I love being loved on. It is the best thing of all time! Check back next week and learn more about me, Dashing Dallas!