Brush Your Beautiful Golden Hair

What's up fellow rockers?  This is Sassie, queen bee of the rock scene.  I had some down time between sets, so I thought I would personally give all my fans out there an update on my life, instead of getting my personal assistant, aka my trainer to do it.  He is a super great guy by the way.  I wouldn't be where I am today without him and the team... Team Sassie.  Because of them, I have now mastered such things like jump.  I plan to use this command to get in and out of cars as my forever family shuttles me back and forth from some place called "Petsmart".  I am told this place is heaven for toy lovers like myself, I am so looking forward to it!

I needed a variety in my act, so my trainer started working on a new command with me.  He calls it "brush your hair".  At first I was hesitant because I just assumed a goddess like myself had superb hair, but this guy gives me a treat just for running my paw over my head.  So I figure, it is a delectable treat and if he wants to give it to me for brushing my hair, then I'm down with that.  Like I said, this guy is smart, so who am I to stand in the way of perfect hair?

Well, I hear the crowd chanting for an encore.  Till next week people. Peace out.  Now if I could just remember where I put my guitar...