Brush Your Beautiful Golden Hair
/What's up fellow rockers? This is Sassie, queen bee of the rock scene. I had some down time between sets, so I thought I would personally give all my fans out there an update on my life, instead of getting my personal assistant, aka my trainer to do it. He is a super great guy by the way. I wouldn't be where I am today without him and the team... Team Sassie. Because of them, I have now mastered such things like jump. I plan to use this command to get in and out of cars as my forever family shuttles me back and forth from some place called "Petsmart". I am told this place is heaven for toy lovers like myself, I am so looking forward to it!
I needed a variety in my act, so my trainer started working on a new command with me. He calls it "brush your hair". At first I was hesitant because I just assumed a goddess like myself had superb hair, but this guy gives me a treat just for running my paw over my head. So I figure, it is a delectable treat and if he wants to give it to me for brushing my hair, then I'm down with that. Like I said, this guy is smart, so who am I to stand in the way of perfect hair?
Well, I hear the crowd chanting for an encore. Till next week people. Peace out. Now if I could just remember where I put my guitar...