What?! Is This Retirement?

This whole retirement thing is not starting out the way I thought it would.  I mean I kinda thought I’d go to some big dog house with dog beds and perhaps a pool.  But yet, here I am in a training program wondering where all my rest and relaxation is hiding.  Now, don’t get me wrong I’m not all disappointed as there are some yummy treats and my inmate trainer seems to be pretty trainable.  I can see this working out; if he listens well.  Just dish out the treats man and we’ll get along swimmingly! 

Okay I have to admit, I was a little embarrassed when I first arrived… they asked me to step on a scale in front of everyone!  Come on humans, you don’t ask a lady to weigh in with an audience, SIGH.  So I’ve been eavesdropping on the humans and apparently this training gig will last 10 weeks then I’ll get a forever home.  So y’all just sit back and watch me bring it like nobody’s business! Check back next week!