Good Boy Pax
/Hi there! My name is Pax and I’d like to tell you about what I’ve been doing. Once I explain everything, I think you’re going to want to give me treats too! Yeah, I’m that good!
I’ll level with you, I was a little unsure about this place when I first arrived. The floors are all shiny, things are a little loud, and I have a inmate training team. Maybe I should actually call them my inmate treat dispensing team. These guys, let me tell you…. They make a request I follow through and BOOM I get a treat! They also call me Good Boy. I think this must be my second name.
Well, for starters there are other greyhounds here to play with. They all like snacks, but not as much as I do. I’m much more comfortable with commands these days. It’s fun to see how many treats I can get out of the guys.
Okay, so let’s talk about these shiny floors. Could you just leave ‘em dirty? I feel like I’d get better traction and wouldn’t fall. I move slow on them because it’s safer that way. Less ice skating and all. My training team tell me I’m getting better all the time. Until next week…. Pax over and out.