Ms. Oprah Is Famous

Heelllooo friends and future forever family!  This is Oprah here to let you know how things are going.  As you know I’m retired from racing and working on this thing called re-tire-ment.  So far it’s eating treats and watching humans repeat the same words, show happiness, then I snooze the day away.  My inmate trainer is pretty cool and dispenses treats in a timely fashion.  

Okay so let’s do some real talk.  I’m a princess.  How do I know this?  I sit down and make eye contact with my trainer and BOOM! I’m served food.  Helllllooo… royalty typing here.  I should also mention that I receive a lot of attention.  Humans pet me and love on me… it’s almost like I’m famous and everyone wants my pawtograph.