Tini's Got Talent

This week, Tini’s inmate trainer found himself afflicted with a strange phenomenon involving his shadow. All his life, when looking at his shadow, he has noticed only two legs. This week, however, he noticed his leg count had doubled to 4, plus a fiercely wagging tail. Needless to say, he has made a friend for life. Tini fancies herself to be the Britney Spears of Greyhound Pop. She is quick to belt out a tune for her adoring fans, who are always demanding impromptu concerts, for which the price of admission is a couple of tasty marshmallows. We decided to channel her love for singing into an extra command named “sing.” After a couple of days of non-stop concerts, it became very clear that they needed to add whisper as an extra command as well. Now, if she is belting out a tune that is not to your liking, you can say “shhh... whisper,” and Tini will bring her voice down so low it comes out as just air. Which, after a few sessions of teaching her to sing, can be music to your ears.

The last discovery they made this week came when they went on a potty break during high winds. When her inmate trainer asked her to hurry, he might as well have asked her the best means to determine the longitude at sea, because she only looked at him. Not a fan of a fan of wind!

To sum this week up, be on the lookout for Tini to someday be a singing Superstar with her own show on the Vegas Strip. She is destined to do great things in life - just don't expect them to have anything to do with the wind!