It's Me! Atlas!
/What's up Ya'll? This is Atlas, but I'm sure you already knew that. I'm only the most handsome, most extraordinary greyhound ever born! Oh yeah, and the most humble. It shows, right?
I decided to give up racing, because let's be honest, when I was racing no one else even stood a chance. It sure was nice of me to give others a shot at glory. Is my humility showing again? Anyways, I am now learning how to live life, post racing God. To help me, there is this super cool dude, AKA my trainer, who tells me my biggest challenge is something called boundaries. Whatever the heck that is. I have tried to explain to him that I get to do as I please, but so far he seems unimpressed with my lofty station in life. Instead, he is teaching me that by practicing patience and by doing a "sit" or a "down", I can get most of the things I desire in life. For instance, this blue dinosaur that squeaks when I bite him. I don't know what it is about the squeaky blue dude, but he drives me crazy. I just want to cuddle up with him every time I see him...oh and bite his face of course. Duh! It's probably the same feeling you all get when you look at my handsome face... minus the biting.
Well, that's it for now. My trainer is calling my name. He probably needs some life advice or something. After all I am as wise as I am humble. Til next week my two legged friends!
xoxo Atlas