Superman
/Well hello there, my name is Basso and as you can see from my photo I’m a strikingly handsome young man. My inmate trainer says that I’m nosy, but I believe all things in life should be investigated. I truly enjoy the round rolly ball thing it’s very exhilarating to chase. My inmate trainer tells me to “leave it” and most of the time I do because I have impeccable manners, but sometimes the object just speaks to me. You know, pulls me to it like a magnet how’s a guy to ignore that?
Just incase you’re not impressed enough yet (not sure how you couldn’t be) I thought I’d share with you what I know. I have the following commands down pat like: hurry, let’s go, kennel, release, wait, heel, here, sit, down, stay, bed and jump. Oh yeah, I’m that good. Maybe I should talk to SCG about replacing my photo with the image of Superman….