Brilliant

Hi, I’m Jason.  You should know that my inmate trainer thinks I’m brilliant.  He’s right.  Not to brag, but I already know most all of my basic commands and I’m ready to dive into whatever comes next.  Now, I do have a preference for the proper kibble payment. 

I like people and enjoy resting my head in laps.  A good and proper bit of attention is always in order so please people prepare yourselves to share love.  Plainly speaking, I can actually absorb attention like a sponge.  

Okay humans, we need to have a discussion about shiny surfaces.  Why do you need them?  Just asking because my inmate trainer believes I need to walk across them.  Where’s the dirt I say?!  A boy needs traction under his feet for a good firm foothold.  Slipping and sliding is really not the proper way to walk.  Maybe it’s more difficult because I have four legs and humans have two?  I don’t know, but I do aim to figure this out just so that I’m successful.