You Got Kibble?

Hi! My name is Jules Berger, you probable recognize my name, after all… I am kind of a big deal.  I was a professional racer until I grew tired of being an awesome winner and fabulous all the time. So I decided to retire and give others a chance at greatness.  Yea, I’m know, I’m awesome.  

So when I retired I decided to go through this training gig so I could continue my fabulousness into retirement. I didn’t really realize that I’d be coming to this loud place called prison, but I have this cool inmate trainer that keeps me safe and is teaching me new tings.  I did try to tell him that I already knew everything, but he offered me treats so I thought I’d humor him and follow through with his requests.   

Now, I’m getting the hang of all this new stuff and even learned this thing called “kiss”.  It’s kinda weird to kiss a human on the cheek, but my trainer says it’s good for my confidence to learn easy fun things.  I say dish up the treats and we can talk about it.  He also says I need to work on my people skills and not to bark at people I’m not sure of, but how else do I speak to them?  I don’t mean nothin’ by it just want them to know how awesome I am; how they gonna know if I don’t tell ‘em?  

So this graduation thing is coming up then I’ll be off to my new forever home.  I hear that I’m going to get lots of love, toys, and naps with this new family!  How cool is that!  I sure hope they know about this kibble and reward system I’ve got going on…