Hey y’all! Otis here! Do you ever get the feeling that people are just telling you what you want to hear instead of the truth? Well, I’m starting to think that’s what has happened to me. It started when they said I could retire. I thought to myself, WOW, I can spend the rest of my days on a river float, do a little swimming, dig a few holes, eat whatever I want and sleep all day! To my surprise I’ve arrived at this very strange place called a prison. I’ve met this man who calls himself my inmate trainer and says I’ll be hanging out with him for the next 10 weeks.
So, we began our walk back to the buildings and this dude only allows me to potty in certain areas… then when I see a perfectly good piece of food on the ground and go for it he tells me no! I really think this human is the one that needs the training, not me! I mean who leaves a perfectly good bite of food on the ground? So, after I put up with this ridiculous behavior I then got a bath! Well not only did I get a bath, my nails were clipped and my ears were cleaned. Now, I have to admit it was kind of nice and I feel much better now.
Oh and can you believe the nerve of this trainer guy…. I got to eat, but he had me eat out of his hand. Hey dude, I’m not some little puppy I can eat out of a bowl.
So on to the second day… After breakfast my inmate trainer brushed me from head to tail, brushed my teeth and gave me neck rubs. Then he says the command words to me and if I follow through I get yummy treats! Now we’re talkin! I’ve overheard him telling a few other humans that I’m a handsome gentle giant. I have to say if he keeps all this up I’ll cut him a little slack and do this 10 week treat… uh training gig. I am still expecting a full retirement to head my way soon… dog beds, treats, naps…