Hello humans! Hope here to talk to you about one of my favorite subjects. treats! Let’s talk about my least favorite to the ultimate tail-wagging snack. Marshmallows… Nope – who needs ‘em. I’ll take them then spit ‘em out, but really it’s a waste of my time. Moving right along… popcorn will be next on the leave it poll. So maybe I’m a popcorn snob, but I only want the butter pieces. I’ll eat the plain ones if I’m really, really, hungry but a girl’s gotta have standards. Next up… plain kibble… I mean hello! Nothing exciting here, but I’ll chomp down on it because one shouldn’t waste food. Okay so climbing on up the flavor favor meter are these Cheeto like things. Ohhhh the crunch… Yes please keep ‘em coming. Finally in first place are meat snacks. Just thinking about their chewy bacony goodness has me drooling a bit.
I hope you’re taking notes because this is important stuff! There will be a taste test later on.
So I’m doing good on all my commands. I mean I’m brilliant so how could I not be. My inmate trainer is doing well with his training. He’s picking up on when to insert treats, etc. Oh, I should mention I’m also fond of comfy beds. This is a very important part of my retirement. There will also be a bed testing session upon my arrival.