Quite the Performer

Hellooo! My name's Lily! My inmate trainer says that I'm so smart and charismatic that he thinks I could run for public office and win!  I could see me in a an office filled with treats! Wonder how the humans would feel about paying their taxes in dog treats?  

Let's discuss my training really quick so we can get back to talking about treats.  I know all of my basic commands - no need for the standing ovation, really you can do that in a minute when you find out everything I know!  Seriously, go ahead sit down this is going to take a bit... Ahem... I can bow, kiss, circle around you, speak on command and whisper (hold your finger to your lips and say "shhhh whisper" then I'll bark with little to no sound! - cool, I know.  My inmate trainer says he thinks this is YouTube material) Ha! I knew you'd be impressed!

Okay, so I hope you've regained your composure after being blown away by my talents as I have a few more things to say. I love to learn and hope that my new family continues to teach me new things.  I'm always happy and I'm learning to enjoy hanging out with the other Greys.  My inmate trainer says that having me as part of your family is going to be like having a new car.  You're gonna wanna show me off to all of your friends - as you should.